Blow Job Frog


A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but
she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are
charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains
her concern. “Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let
you have for £50,” the assistant says.

“£50?” the woman replies. “That seems terribly expensive for
a frog.”

“Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give
blow jobs.”

The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this
sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of
it, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She
buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband
and explains its special value.

The husband is sceptical, but promises he'll give the frog a
try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she
won't be bothered by her husband that night.

She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the
kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her
husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks.

“What are you two doing down here?” she asks.

Her husband responds, “If I can teach this frog to cook,
you're out of here!”