a man walking at the beach hears a cry and as he goes to see who it is he sees a girl with no arms and no legs, so he askes her why shes crying and she says “im 20 years old, i have no arms and no legs and ive never seen a penis” so the man takes of his pants, shows her the goods and walks away. but then he hears her crying again and goes to her and askes her why? then she says “ im 20 years old, i have no arms and no legs and ive never been kissed” so the man bends down and gives her the sweetest kiss and then walkes away… but then he hears her crying AGAIN! sooo he goes to her and askes her why? and she says “im 20 years old, i have no arms and no legs and ive never been fucked” so the man bends down, pickes her up and throws her in the ocean! “NOW YOUR FUCKED!!”
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