One day Jane met Tarzan in a jungle she was very
attracted to him and during her questions about his life
she asked him how he managed for sex. “What's that ?”
he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he
said, “Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree.”

Horrified, she said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong but
I will show you how to do it properly.” She took off her
clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs
wide. “Here,” she said, “You must put it in here.”

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then
gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled
around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
“What the Hell did you do that for ?”

Tarzan answered: “Just checking for bees.”