Parking Tickets…
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a goddamn motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on
buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tyres!! So I called him a horse fucker. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a FUCK, my car was parked around the corner…