Turner Brown

A man named Alex goes into the restroom, looks up and sees he is alone except for this great big, huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.


Alex just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you OK??”


In a very weak voice Alex says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?”


The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. ”I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.“


Alex said, ”Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said, ‘'Turn Around’'