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Little Johnny went fishing with his granddad and after they had fished for a while Johnny's granddad took out a bottle of Jack D. and started to drink. Johnny asked his grandfather for a sip to which he replied: “Son can you touch your ass with your dick?”
Johnny said that he couldn't and his granddad said: “Then you're not old enough to drink this.”
Johnny was pretty angry at this and when his granddad started to smoke a cigarette, Johnny again wanted to try.
His granddad said again: “Can you touch your ass with your dick?”
Johnny said no and promptly came the reply: “Then you're not old enough to smoke.”
Johnny was furious and started to think of a way to get back at the old man. Finally he took up some cookies his mom had packed for him and started to eat them.
His grandfather asked him: “What'u say you give your granddad some cookies?”
Then Johnny asked: “Can your touch your ass with your dick?”
His granddad said proudly: “Yes I can.”
And then Johnny said: “Well, then you can go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!”