You have gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
Down South to you means Canada.
Birds chirping at 3am in July is normal.
You have a passport to leave the island.
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Brennivin.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a tree.
Wearing high heels and a skirt, and going out dancing is “normal” during a hurricane.
You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow.
Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
Headlines read “Cow born in Strútafjörður”.
At least once a year, a family members' kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant
At times, your second floor balcony doubles as a front door.
You find 0 degrees a little chilly
You actually understand these jokes
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