The Small Head

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a
beer.
The bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know,
I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique,
it really is phenomenal! I have a question though,
why
is your head so small?” The big guy nods slowly. He's
obviously fielded this question many times.

“One day,” he begins, “I was hunting when I got lost
in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and
finally
realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next
to a stream. So I picked up the frog and it said,
”Kiss
me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant
you
3 wishes.“

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave
the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful,
voluptuous, naked woman. She said, ”You now have 3
wishes.“
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said,
”I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.“ She nodded,
whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge
that
I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there
naked!
She then asked, ”What will be your second wish?“

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied,
”I want to make sensuous love with you here by this
stream.“ She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me.
We then made love for hours! Later, as we lay there
next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking,
she whispered into my ear, ”You know, you do have
one
more wish. What will it be?“ I looked at her and replied,
”How about a little head?"