Cindy Crawford, Bill Gates and Saddam Hussein were hanging out.
Cindy says: I'm da most beautiful girl in da world.
Bill Gates says: I'm da most richest dude in da world.
Saddam Hussein says: I'm da most hated man in da world.
They are all very proud of their assertions.
Cindy Crawford says: I've got a truth mirror in my house.
It gives u all the truthful answers. Wanna see it?
So they all go to Cindy's house.
Cindy comes out 2 mins later . She is happy, and she says: I am right!
the mirror says I'm da most beautiful girl in da world!
5 mins later, Bill Gates comes out. He is happy, and he says: I'm right!
the mirror of truth says i'm da most richest dude in da world!
10 mins later, Saddam comes out . He is furious.
He says: WHO THE HELL IS DAVID BECKHAM!???!!!


What's the difference between Posh Spice and David Beckham?
Posh doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind.


Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Manchester United Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the United Fan. Twice.