Bumper Stickers for Ladies
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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN … SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

4. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

5. I'M OUT OF OESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

6. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

9. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

10. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

11. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

12. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

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bkv.
chloe