In a village in South Africa there was a young man
who was what some people call a Casanova, good with the
ladies. He had all kinds of ladies. He liked them
all, fat ones, short ones, skinny ones, didn't matter.
The trouble was that he had a true love, a virgin that
he was saving for marriage.
This innocent virgin, her name was Mary, did not
know anything about sex. Of course our Tiger of the
Village wanted to keep things that way.
Well, finally they were married and on the wedding
night Mary was very impressed with sex. She told her
new husband that she did not know a man was built that
way.
What a wonderful thing men had to please women.
Our Tiger did not want her to think that all men were
the same, so he told her, “I tell you something, Honey,
I am the only man in the world with such a thing.” She
believed him.
The “Tiger” of the village was a sheep herder and
had to go to the hills for weeks at a time. He had been
gone for a couple of weeks when he came back and began
to look for his new bride.
When he got to their hut she wasn't there. He then
went down through the village looking for her.
“Mary, Mary, where are you?” Finally, he meets up
with her on the street. Mary appears to be very angry
and frustrated.
“You son-of-a-bitch, you bastard, you good for
nothing!!” and begins to hit and fight with him.
“Hey whoa, what's the matter baby, what did I do?
I didn't do nothing. Why are you mad at me?” our Tiger
asks.
Mary says, “Yeah, you asshole, you know Sancho,
the lazy one from across the street? Well, he has one
also” and she points to his genitals.
Our hero thinks about it, she must have seen this
guy taking a leak. “Hey Honey, I tell you something,
you know what?
Sancho, he is my best friend. I used to have two
of them and since Sancho is my friend, I give him one.”
Our Tiger is all smiles and goes over to hug Mary.
Mary is now angrier and begins to punch him over
and over. “You stupid man, you dumb ass,” she yells at
him, “YOU GAVE HIM THE BEST ONE!!”