The CAI had an opening for an assasssin.
After all of the background checks, interviews,
and testing were done there where three finalists,
two men and a woman. For the final test,
the CAI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions,
no metter what the circumstances.
inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting
in a chair, Kill Her!!!

The man said,
”You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.“

The agent said,
”Then you are not the right man for this job.“

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went in to the room.
all was quiet for about five minutes.
then the man came out whit tears in his eyes.

”I tried, but I can't kill my wife.“

The agent sid,
”You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home.“

Finnally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another…
the agent's heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opend slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
”You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks.
I had to beat him to death with the chair."