Akmed came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here
a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but
none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.

The doctor said, “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in de
bucket, piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bucket and
breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed
on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What was
it?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”