Hér er einhverjir ljóskbrandarar sem ég fann, flestir ekkert fyndnir, þetta eru bara einhverjir sem ég hef aldrei heyrt.


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How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

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Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

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Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey,“ said Dan, ”Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ‘'I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ‘'You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know.”

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

“That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”

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