A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As
he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young
couple
in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him over a chair, ties up the
woman
to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck,
then
gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen Honey, this guy
is
a
prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy
must
be
dangerous. If he gets angry, he will kill us. Try to be strong, Honey and
remember that I Love You…”

To which the wife responds, “I am glad you think that way and I'm sure,
he
has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear and he told me that he found you very sexy and
asked
if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. So try be strong, Honey and
remember
I
Love You too…”