… sem menn mundu gera ef þeir vöknuðu með píku
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.

4. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping
first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded
on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too….

The NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina…
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.