A SOLUTION to the crisis in the airline industry



Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591


Dear Sirs;


I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we
should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and
of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in hopes of
seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton