Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing
> draftee from the base.
> The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent.
>
> He saw a nun seated on a round bench beneath a
> tree, quietly reading a book.
>
> He said to her,
> “Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be
> drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!”
>
> She lifted up her skirt and said,
> “Quick hide under here.”
>
> The two policemen came by and asked if she had
> seen anyone.
>
> She replied, “No.”
>
> After they left she told the young man to come
> out and that everything was going to be OK.
>
> He thanked her and said,
> “You have a nice set of legs for a nun!”
>
> She replied,
> “If you'd have reached up a little farther you'd
> have found a nice set of balls too.
>
> ……… I'm not going to be drafted either!”