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Top 10 reasons why comptures must be male:

1.They have alot of data but are still clueless.
2.A better model is always just around the corner.
3.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4.It is always necessary to have a backup.
5.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6.The best part of having one is the games you can play.
7.In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8.The lights are on but nobody's home.
9.Big power surgesknock them out for the night.
10.Size does matter.

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet
$10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds,
“I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude.”

With that she takes off everything but her necklace and
rolls the dice while yelling, “Mama needs new clothes.”

Then she yells, “YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON.”

She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the
dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll, anyway?”
The other answers, “I don't know.
I thought YOU were watching.”

Moral: Not all blondes are dum