A woman was leaving a coffee shop with her morning coffee when she
> noticed
> a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A
> long
> black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 meters
> behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull
>
> terrier on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking in single file.
> The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached
> the
> woman walking the dog and said, “I'm sorry for your loss and I know that
>
> it
> is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
> Who's funeral is it?”
> The woman replied, “Well the first hearse is for my husband.”
> “What happened to him?”
> The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.”
> She inquired further, “Well who is in the second hearse?”
> The woman answered, “My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
>
> when the dog turned on her also.”
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
> women.
> “Could I borrow the dog?”
> “Get in line ” the woman replied.