A beautiful woman is out shopping one day and hears two men who are walking behind talking about her. One guy says “Wouldn't you like to get into her pants one day?” and the other leers and agrees that would be great!
The woman turns around and says to them both “Thanks, but no, guys. One asshole in my pants is enough for me!!”
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At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a “Charm Course” was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.
“Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you.” she said.

Then, returning to reality, she added, “But… if the big, dumb galoot is in the restaurant ordering his steak – don't wait any longer.”
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