A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. “Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?”

The blond woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree
in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me!”

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied, “Ma'am… that's your air freshener.”