Three guys were sitting in a bar. The first guy said,
“My wife is so dumb, she carries a garage-door clicker
in her car and we don't even have an automatic garage
door.”

The second guy said, “My wife is so dumb, she has
a
cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't
even
have a cellular phone.”

“The third guy said, ”My wife is so dumb, she carries
a purseful of rubbers, and she doesn't even have a
cock."