A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires. “I want 6 shots of
Jagermeister,” responded the young man. “6 shots! Are you celebrating something?” “Yeah, my first blowjob.” “Well, in that
case, let me give you a 7th on the house.” “No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will.”


A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down
upon the small guy and says: “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball,3 pound right ball, Turner Brown” The
small guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy.
“What's wrong?” The small white guy says, “Excuse me but what did you say?” The big dude looks down and says “7 foot tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown.” The small guy says, “Thank god, I
thought you said ‘Turn around.’”