Varúð.

Brandararnir sem birtast hér fyrir neðan gætu valdið fólki vanlíðan, þar sem að ungabörn og dauði koma við sögu. Ef að þú ert hugsanlega ein af þessum manneskjum sem gæti móðgast og/eða orðið fyrir sálartjóni, þá ekki fletta niður og lesa þetta.










































Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave



Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby



Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later



Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan



Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it's expression change.



Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.



Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head. or
A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.



Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a telephone booth?
A: Blender



Q: How do you get them out?
A: Straw



Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.



Q: What's small, red, and can't turn corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.



Q: What is pink, red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes



Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding



Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires



Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder?
A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.



Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of oats?
A: You can't use a pitchfork in oats.



Q: what's worse than a hundred dead babies on the back of a truck?
A: 100 dead babies on the back of a truck and a live one eating its way out from the bottom?



Why do the doctors always have a bowl of hot water nearby when they deliver babies? So that if the baby dies, they can make some soup.