The wives of four presidents and prime minister are
talking about how one refers to the penis in their
language.

The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call
it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are
entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you
on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.

Then the wife of Clinton says that in the U. S. you
call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.