Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a
Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in
the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and
order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.


The boy began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation. “There's a car being towed from
the parking lot,” he said. “An ambulance just drove
by.” A few moments passed.

“Looks like the Anderson's have company,” he called
out. “Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are
having sex.”

Mom and dad shot up in bed. “How do you know that?”
the startled father asked.

“Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,” his
son replied.