A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over
for holiday dinner.
The first course was set in front of them and the
Jewish couple announced,
“This is soup made with matzoh balls.”
On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the
redneck man was hesitant to
taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the Jewish
couple urged him to,
“Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't
have to finish it.”
Finally he agrees. He digs his spoon in, first picking
up a small piece of
matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting
it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound
can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest,
and he quickly finished the soup.
“That was delicious,” he said, but I was wondering…
“Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?”