There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone “brother”

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all are 3 proofs that
Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
was more work for Him to do.