One … Men will screw anything.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of
retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used
rubbers?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the
Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a
blowjob!
There's no business like show business, but there's no
job like a blowjob.
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
By sticking your finger in his honey.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will
improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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