She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

…she studied for a blood test.

…she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”

…she sold the car for gas money!

…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

…when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport
….Left,” she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

…when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
…moved.

…she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

…if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

…she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

…she had a shirt that said “TGIF”, which she thought stood for “This
Goes
In Front”