A woman decided to give her husband a pet for his birthday.
She goes into the pet shop and looks around, and spots a FROG for 90 bucks!

“Ninety bucks!”, she says.
“That´s propostrous!”

The shop assisstant overhears the woman and approaches her.

He then says: “Nono madam that´s not so propostorous, you see this frog is ”special“.

”Special?“ she replies.

”oh yes you see this frog gives blowjobs!“ he says.

The woman thinks to herself and after a while she decides to buy the damn frog.
She comes home and gives the present to her husband.
He opens it and is a bit ”saddened“

”A frog?!“, ”you must be kidding!“
The wife now explains to the man the frog´s special ability.
He is a bit sceptical at first but decides to give it a go, as to not hurt her feelings.

In the middle of that night the wife awakens due to a noise coming from the kitchen. When she enters she sees the frog sitting on the table and her husband rummaging through some books.

”What are you doing?“ she asks.
”Well if I can teach this frog to cook, youre outta here!"