Jájá, ég veit að þessi top10 listi er gamall, en hann er svo góður :)





Top Ten Things You'll NEVER Hear Your Wife/Girlfriend Say

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Penthouse.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?





But wouldn't it be nice if she did?