An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that
your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.


“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old
man
says. We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking
about this, so
you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,“ and he hangs up.


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

”Like heck they're getting divorced,“ she shouts,
”I'll take care of this.“


She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,
”You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until
then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?“ and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ”Okay,“
he
says, ”They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own
fares.
Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"