Chris er bandarískur skiptinemi í skólanum hjá mér. Hann segist ekki vera rasisti en þessir brandarar sem hann reitir af sér tala sínu. Persónulega finnst mér þeir fyndnir vegna þess að þeir eru svo langt frá mínum hugsunarhætti. Okkur er ekki til setunar boðið, voilá!

Have you heard about Evel Knievel's new stunt?
-He's gonna attempt to jump over ten million black people on a steamroller!

What's the difference between a black dude and a bucket of shit?
-The bucket!

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
-Niggers!

Why do jews have big noses?
-because air is free!

What worse about being a black jew than being a white jew?
-you get the back of the oven!

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
-nine months!

What do you call a black guy in college?
-A janitor!

What do they do to black people down in florida?
-Skin them and make wet-suits

Why are black people more often run over by cars when it's snowy?
-It's easier to spot them!

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Já hann er töff gaur hann Chris, hann eyddi heilli nótt í þessa brandara og þetta er aðeins lítill partur af þeim.