* You have ever uttered the words, “I can break the door if you need me to Cap,” before actually testing to see if it is locked.
* You have ever been dressed from head to foot in rubber and it was not a sexual experience.
* Your idea of ventilation is done with a chainsaw and not a Bag-Valve-Mask.
* You have ever had a passionate disagreement on the BEST color to paint a fire vehicle.
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