Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn`t back off he asked her name.
`Carmen,` she replied.

That`s a nice name,` he said warming up the conversation, `Who named you, your mother?`

`No, I named myself,` she answered.

`Oh, that`s interesting. Why Carmen?`

`Because I like cars, and I like men,` she said looking directly into his eyes.

`What`s your name?`

`Mine`s Beerfuck.`