Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn`t back off he asked her name.
`Carmen,` she replied.
That`s a nice name,` he said warming up the conversation, `Who named you, your mother?`
`No, I named myself,` she answered.
`Oh, that`s interesting. Why Carmen?`
`Because I like cars, and I like men,` she said looking directly into his eyes.
`What`s your name?`
`Mine`s Beerfuck.`