A guy is having a drink in a bar. A lot of drinks. A very dark bar. He leans
over to the big woman next to him and says, “Do you wanna hear a funny
blonde joke?”

The big woman replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know
something. Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lb. and I'm a
professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2” and 220; she's
an ex-pro wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5“,
weighs 250 lb., and she's a kick boxer professional. Now, do you still want
to tell that blonde joke?”

The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times