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This couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town
and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,“Honey, I'll be
right back…”
“Where are you going, coochie coo…?” asked the wife.
“I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.”
The wife says to him, “You want a beer my love?”
Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds
of beer..
* The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can
think of saying is, “Yes, loolie loolie…but the bar….you know…the
frozen glass…”
“You want a frozen glass, puppy face?” She takes a huge beer mug out of the
freezer.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious… I won't be long.
”You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?“
She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres.
”But, sweet honey…at the bar…you know…the swearing, the dirty words
and all that…“
”You want swearing, cutie pie?…
HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR
FUCKING SNACKS! YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!"