Things Not to Say During Sex #61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
Things Not to Say During Sex #62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
Things Not to Say During Sex #63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
Things Not to Say During Sex #64. I have a confession…
Things Not to Say During Sex #65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Things Not to Say During Sex #66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Things Not to Say During Sex #67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
Things Not to Say During Sex #68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
Things Not to Say During Sex #69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
Things Not to Say During Sex #70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
Things Not to Say During Sex #71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
Things Not to Say During Sex #72. Did you come yet, dear?
Things Not to Say During Sex #73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about…
Things Not to Say During Sex #74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Things Not to Say During Sex #75. Does this count as a date?
Things Not to Say During Sex #76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
Things Not to Say During Sex #77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
Things Not to Say During Sex #78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
Things Not to Say During Sex #79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
Things Not to Say During Sex #80. When would you like to meet my parents?

Things Not to Say During Sex #81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like… Woman: Yourself?
Things Not to Say During Sex #82. Have you seen “Fatal Attraction”?
Things Not to Say During Sex #83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
Things Not to Say During Sex #84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
Things Not to Say During Sex #85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
Things Not to Say During Sex #86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Things Not to Say During Sex #87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Things Not to Say During Sex #88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
Things Not to Say During Sex #89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Things Not to Say During Sex #90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
Things Not to Say During Sex #91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
Things Not to Say During Sex #92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for “The Enquirer”.
Things Not to Say During Sex #93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
Things Not to Say During Sex #94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
Things Not to Say During Sex #95. Is this a sin too?
Things Not to Say During Sex #96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
Things Not to Say During Sex #97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Things Not to Say During Sex #98. Long kisses clog my sinuses…
Things Not to Say During Sex #99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise…
Things Not to Say During Sex #100. How long do you plan to be “almost there”?
Things Not to Say During Sex #101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?