Things Not to Say During Sex #41. I wish we got the Playboy channel…
Things Not to Say During Sex #42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
Things Not to Say During Sex #43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
Things Not to Say During Sex #44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
Things Not to Say During Sex #45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
Things Not to Say During Sex #46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
Things Not to Say During Sex #47. No, really… I do this part better myself!
Things Not to Say During Sex #48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
Things Not to Say During Sex #49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
Things Not to Say During Sex #50. You're almost as good as my ex!
Things Not to Say During Sex #51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Things Not to Say During Sex #52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
Things Not to Say During Sex #53. You look younger than you feel.
Things Not to Say During Sex #54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
Things Not to Say During Sex #55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
Things Not to Say During Sex #56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
Things Not to Say During Sex #57. Now I know why he/she dumped you…
Things Not to Say During Sex #58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
Things Not to Say During Sex #59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
Things Not to Say During Sex #60. What tampon?