Things Not to Say During Sex #21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Things Not to Say During Sex #22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
Things Not to Say During Sex #23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
Things Not to Say During Sex #24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
Things Not to Say During Sex #25. Got any penicillin?
Things Not to Say During Sex #26. But I just brushed my teeth…
Things Not to Say During Sex #27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
Things Not to Say During Sex #28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
Things Not to Say During Sex #29. I want a baby!
Things Not to Say During Sex #30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
Things Not to Say During Sex #31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
Things Not to Say During Sex #32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth…
Things Not to Say During Sex #33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Things Not to Say During Sex #34. I think you have it on backwards.
Things Not to Say During Sex #35. When is this supposed to feel good?
Things Not to Say During Sex #36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
Things Not to Say During Sex #37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
Things Not to Say During Sex #38. Is that blood on the headboard?
Things Not to Say During Sex #39. Did I remember to take my pill?
Things Not to Say During Sex #40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?