Things Not to Say During Sex #1. But everybody looks funny naked!
Things Not to Say During Sex #2. You woke me up for that?
Things Not to Say During Sex #3. Did I mention the video camera?
Things Not to Say During Sex #4. Do you smell something burning?
Things Not to Say During Sex #5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead…
Things Not to Say During Sex #6. Try breathing through your nose.
Things Not to Say During Sex #7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
Things Not to Say During Sex #8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Things Not to Say During Sex #9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
Things Not to Say During Sex #10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
Things Not to Say During Sex #11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
Things Not to Say During Sex #12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
Things Not to Say During Sex #13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
Things Not to Say During Sex #14. Do you accept Visa?
Things Not to Say During Sex #15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Things Not to Say During Sex #16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Things Not to Say During Sex #17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
Things Not to Say During Sex #18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
Things Not to Say During Sex #19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Things Not to Say During Sex #20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober…