You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You actually wore a blue ribbon to protest the Communications Decency Act

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You kiss you girlfriend's home page.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap….and your kid in the overhead compartment.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8…ISDN…cable modem…T1…T3…

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- your night dreams are in HTML.

You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When
- You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.