Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties. The sales lady talked her into buying some crotchless panties.

Later than afternoon, Grandma put the crotchless panties on and waited for Grandpa to arrive home.

When Grandpa arrived home, he found Grandma laid out on the bed.

She pointed down to the new crotchless panties she had on. “Come on Grandpa, you want some of this?”

Replied Grandpa, “Hell no, it's eaten a hole right through your panties!”