Two guys are walking down the street and see two dogs going at it in someone's front yard.

The first man says, “I always wanted to do dog style like that, but my wife would never go for it.”

The second man replied, “Why, that shouldn't be a problem. Just loosen her up with a few beers first.”

When they met the next day, the second man asked, “Well, how'd it go?”

“Rotten,” replied the friend. “It took me a twelve pack just to get her onto her knees in the front yard.”