…the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of
me.

…the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work
area.

…my assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah,
whatever.”

…I got a “It's for you loser” .wav receiving e-mail, & not a
chime.

…my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

…the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest
record.

…the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year
contract.

…I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at
work.

…my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

…my secretary sez things like “Get the phone, my nails
aren't dry.”

…three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my
job.

…the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10
minutes.

…a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file
cabinets.

…the receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling
on me.