Q: How do you know if a woman has an orgasm?
A: Who cares!
Q: Where does Princess Diana do her shopping?
A: Nowhere, she's dead.
Q: How do you really piss off yoru girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana from the clutches of death?
A: Because he's in a wheelchair.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.