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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Honey pack your bags.
I won the damn lottery!”
The husband says, “Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?” The wife yells back, “It doesn't matter…just get the fuck out!”
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