A man suspected his wife was cheating on him so he hired the famous chineese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report to him.

MOST HONARABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL DOWN TREE. I NOT SEE.

NO FEE.

Chen Lee.